And to think we almost voted....
Hey, mr. protester sir, please stop hitting my nightstick with your skull, you ungrateful little tree hugger! -- Same fucking story from the Old School Media every fucking time some kids get their heads bashed in. Same story every goddamn time.
You two give hecklers a bad name. -- (You know we could have said some awfully nasty things about these two douchebags, but we didn't, did we?)
VERY small town news. -- "Hey, Press Herald?...Yeah, I'm the rock guy. Yup, that's me....The rock guy.....The R-O-C-K guy....Haven't heard of me?....Where the hell you been?....I make piles of rocks on the beach? Come on, screw the DuBois followup....How about 500 words on my piles of rocks?"
This woulda killed Don Knotts.
Proof that you don't have to make a lick of sense to get a job in the Old Media. Still have no idea what this dude is talking about, just remember him joking about waterboarding.
Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people. See here.
Are you an idiot? No, just religious.
Ditto
CNN: the Mike Tyson of Old School Media. -- How far can you fall?
Officer of the Year 2001...and 2006, too.
Dick Vitale is the only man alive capable of making Dean Smith, John Wooden, Bill Russell and Oscar Robertson simultaneously cringe with embarrassment. He is awful. He is terrible. He must be stopped. FYI, Vitale: McRoberts is another in a long line of Great White Hopes, and Paulus can't carry DOMINIC (Not Dominique!) James shaving kit. Please stop telling us how smart the white players are and how athletic the black players are. We G-E-T-I-T. You are clueless.
On the lighter side.
You two give hecklers a bad name. -- (You know we could have said some awfully nasty things about these two douchebags, but we didn't, did we?)
VERY small town news. -- "Hey, Press Herald?...Yeah, I'm the rock guy. Yup, that's me....The rock guy.....The R-O-C-K guy....Haven't heard of me?....Where the hell you been?....I make piles of rocks on the beach? Come on, screw the DuBois followup....How about 500 words on my piles of rocks?"
This woulda killed Don Knotts.
Proof that you don't have to make a lick of sense to get a job in the Old Media. Still have no idea what this dude is talking about, just remember him joking about waterboarding.
Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people. See here.
Are you an idiot? No, just religious.
Ditto
CNN: the Mike Tyson of Old School Media. -- How far can you fall?
Officer of the Year 2001...and 2006, too.
Dick Vitale is the only man alive capable of making Dean Smith, John Wooden, Bill Russell and Oscar Robertson simultaneously cringe with embarrassment. He is awful. He is terrible. He must be stopped. FYI, Vitale: McRoberts is another in a long line of Great White Hopes, and Paulus can't carry DOMINIC (Not Dominique!) James shaving kit. Please stop telling us how smart the white players are and how athletic the black players are. We G-E-T-I-T. You are clueless.
On the lighter side.
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