If I Had Money, I'd...

-- See a game at Camp Randall. Wisconsin against the Bucks or Wolverines. How cool would that be?

-- Attend the US Open tennis tournament for the FIRST week, not the second. Too much heartache and pressure the second week, and a lot fewer matches. I love college football because there's always another game to watch. Same thing with the first three rounds of the majors.

-- See Vancouver. Enough said.

-- Go to a really fantastic restaurant with unbelievable food and great service and leave a huge tip, just because I wanted to. Once or twice would be enough.

-- see UNC vs Duke at Cameron. Or really any game there. I'll bet TV doesn't do it justice. I get chills thinking about what those kids at Duke do for their team.

-- see any SEC football game, any stadium. I live in Maine, man. We have the University of Southern Maine here, and they don't even play DIII. Shit, SEC football is royalty.

-- see a Britney concert. And Bruce. And the Stones.

-- Paint. I got ideas.

-- See football games at South Bend, Michie, BYU, the Big House, Ohio State

-- Go to another Final Four. Went in 06 and didn't really get the experience I wanted. I'd love to go to the open practices. The Women's Final Four this year was way cool, but I'm a man and want to see the men play someday again.

-- Buy a book I see on Amazon if I wanted it. To not be concerned with the price or where I'll put it would be heaven.

-- download some serious shitload of music from iTunes