Coach Fight Throwdown

The matchups...

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1) Sexy Rexy Ryan of the Jets versus Rob of the Cowboys

Hair pulling? Sumo style? No. Decathlon type stuff:

-- Belly Flop Contest
-- Body Building
-- Triathlon
-- 400m Hurdles
-- Hot Dog Eating Contest -- I want the post contest video!
-- Runway Walk - judged by Heidi Klum
-- Wife Swap
-- Weight Loss Challenge - Winner gets a ring


2) Bill Belichick of the Pats versus Bill Parcells of the last place Dolphins

Parcells wins easy. He fights dirty


3) Coach Bob Knight versus Coach K

I don't know, but I'd pay to see that


4) Coach Jim Calhoun vs Coach Jim Boeheim

Calhoun tends to fall down a lot, so I'll go with Four Eyes


5) Coach Smith vs Coach Bill Self of Kansas

Coach Self has a few years on the legend, so Self wins. But don't think Coach won't give it a good effort


6) Lovie Smith vs Tony Dungy

Dungy retires in the last round. Smith finally wins one


7) Doc Rivers of the Celtics vs Rick Majerus

Shitty matchup for Doc. He's too good for Majerus. Doc wins


8) Jon Gruden versus Bill Callahan

Chucky is scary good, but Callahan's a worker. Doesn't like the spotlight and Gruden does, so we'll give the belt to Coach Gruden in this one


9) Ara vs Lou

3 second rounds. No walkers. Three pound gloves. In the corners: Rudy and Bob Davy


10) Coach Buddy Ryan vs Coach Mike Ditka

Tight ends usually win these type matchups. Ditka is pretty tough. But so is Buddy. Ditka


11) Jeff vs Stan

Jeff leg whips Stan! Stan is wearing a bowling shirt! Jeff and Stan sweat five gallons! A left! A right! Down goes Van Gundy! Down goes Van Gundy!


12) KC Jones vs Chris Ford

Boring matchup. I don't give a shit


13) Bill Russell vs Tommy

Russ in the 11th