Ever read in a personal ad that "I love foreign films"???? Well, truth be told some of them are crap, just like here.

Example numero uno/#1/First Place Winner in the worst film I've seen in years:

The Child.

Winner of the Cannes Film Festival????? My God, this is a piece of garbage.

If anyone ever tells me that they love "foreign films", to show how "learned and educated" they are, I'm going to forcibly make them watch this garbage three times in one day, just to feel the pain I felt this afternoon for one hour (didn't finish the film, it was THAT awful and immoral and um....stuped!)