Moses Camp -- Multer brie free for fersik years!
Parents of Jewish children, ever think to yourselves, "God gave us this son/daughter; how do we train it?"
Well, here's the answer to your many tfiles...
The fortieth annual Moses Camp, located at the New Grossinger's Catskill Resort Hotel in New York state, offers a wide variety of opportunites for your bocher and meidl's growth, both spiritually and financially.
For example...
Our Mel Brooks Temple/Casino is open 24/7 to meet your praying and betting needs. No child will be turned away, and credit is offered freely through our Jerry Stiller Halwoe Program.
In addition, all camp attendees will be required to participate in a rigorous and uplifting exercise program each morning from 9:00am to 9:20am, though passes will be offered should some masldik opfal get on a real hot streak at the Mel Brooks.
The daily routine, aside from the post exercise nap time (9:21am to 11:00am), will be as follows:
--- 11:30 - 12:00 noon: How to beat the markets: Getting rich the Jewish way.
--- 12:00 - 1:30: Lunch.
--- 1:30 - 2:00: Coffee and pastries served in the Camper's Lounge.
--- 2:00 - 5:00: "Getting into the Right Dental School" class.
--- 5:00 - 7:00: Kawe and Kuchl.
Scheduled to appear at a mid-week "meet and greet" will be the famous Jewish Movie Star, Natasha Lyonne. Ms. Lyonne will be autographing DVD's (which can be purchased at the Mel Brooks. limit four per camper) of her famous Jewish comedy films, "The Slums of Beverly Hills" and "American Pie."
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In addition, Moses Camp offers the campers of both sexes the chance to cheer on their favorite camp counselors, who make it an annual rite of passage to participate in the Abe Vigoda Inter-Religious-Indoctrination Camp Intramural Counselor Sports and Chess League.
Moses Camp's first game of the week is usually Wednesday evening against the always formidable counselor squad from Jesus Camp, who will be flying in from whatever planet they are currently orbiting, God bless 'em.
Well, here's the answer to your many tfiles...
The fortieth annual Moses Camp, located at the New Grossinger's Catskill Resort Hotel in New York state, offers a wide variety of opportunites for your bocher and meidl's growth, both spiritually and financially.
For example...
Our Mel Brooks Temple/Casino is open 24/7 to meet your praying and betting needs. No child will be turned away, and credit is offered freely through our Jerry Stiller Halwoe Program.
In addition, all camp attendees will be required to participate in a rigorous and uplifting exercise program each morning from 9:00am to 9:20am, though passes will be offered should some masldik opfal get on a real hot streak at the Mel Brooks.
The daily routine, aside from the post exercise nap time (9:21am to 11:00am), will be as follows:
--- 11:30 - 12:00 noon: How to beat the markets: Getting rich the Jewish way.
--- 12:00 - 1:30: Lunch.
--- 1:30 - 2:00: Coffee and pastries served in the Camper's Lounge.
--- 2:00 - 5:00: "Getting into the Right Dental School" class.
--- 5:00 - 7:00: Kawe and Kuchl.
Scheduled to appear at a mid-week "meet and greet" will be the famous Jewish Movie Star, Natasha Lyonne. Ms. Lyonne will be autographing DVD's (which can be purchased at the Mel Brooks. limit four per camper) of her famous Jewish comedy films, "The Slums of Beverly Hills" and "American Pie."
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In addition, Moses Camp offers the campers of both sexes the chance to cheer on their favorite camp counselors, who make it an annual rite of passage to participate in the Abe Vigoda Inter-Religious-Indoctrination Camp Intramural Counselor Sports and Chess League.
Moses Camp's first game of the week is usually Wednesday evening against the always formidable counselor squad from Jesus Camp, who will be flying in from whatever planet they are currently orbiting, God bless 'em.
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