This simply cannot be true. This simply cannot be true.

Mary Lou Retton turns 39 today.

Happy Birthday to America's former sweetheart, responsible for some of the most memorable moments at the most memorable Olympic Games, Los Angeles 1984.

As long as we here in the 'ol apartment calibrate our daily intake of Procramital, those precious memories and so many others like will help get us through the days when living in the moment kinda sucks.

Thanks so much, Mary Lou...