MTV's "Jock Britney"

A new "reality" show...

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Basketball vs Elizabeth, Sherry, and whomever else on "The View" can play

Soccer vs Mia Hamm

Running vs Zola Budd

High Hurdles vs Rex/Rob

Weightlifting vs Hasselbeck

Swimming vs .... shit, man there's a lot of possiblities there. pick one

No biking. I want to run over those fuckers every time I pass one

Announced by Bob Costas and Cris Collinsworth

Sideline reporter? Jenn Brown

Studio Hosts? Erin Andrews and Jay Bilas

Location Analysis? Coach Lou ("Look me in the eyes, Brit, and tell me you can't do another five rounds with Robin Roberts! Go for it, girlfriend!)

Psyched?