Sunday, January 14, 2007

The Apartment404 Post of Lists. Is Back.

So.....what's new?

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20th Century Presidents with good to very good senses of humor:
JFK
Ike
FDR
Gerald Ford

20th Century Presidents with absolutely zero sense of humor:
Jimmy Carter
Herbert Hoover
George Bush II
Nixon
Woodrow Wilson

20th Century Presidents whose sense of humor remains in doubt:
Bill Clinton
George Bush I
Lyndon Johnson


(our definition of a good sense of humor includes the ability to laugh at yourself in awkward or unpleasant situations.)

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Possible Names the NFL could apply to this season's playoffs:
"Gus goes to Florida."
"The ABC Playoffs on CBS/Fox. A=Anybody. B=But. the C=Colts."
"How Long Before Sigagusa does a Gannon-like belly flop on a live QB?"
"Petulant Peyton and the Search for a Funny Commercial. Episode 34."
"They killed the bowls, so we're all that's left for real football fans."
and our fav....
"Anything Is Possible."

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re "sportwriter" Paul Ladweski of Chicago's "Daily Southtown."

What FJM said.....X2, motherfucker. Turn in your ballot buddy. You don't deserve to pass judgement on the Gwynn's and Ripken's of baseball. No way, no how.

(a short list, yeah.)

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From Celtics.com -- Notable events from last six months of 2006

July 10 to 16 -- Celtics Summer League Journal
July 14 -- Celtics Name First Ever "Celtics Dancers"
July 18 -- PP signs extension
September 18 -- Kendrick Perkins signs extension
October 2 -- Media Day
October 10 -- Celtics.com relaunches
October 13 -- C's trade player X for player Y
October 26 -- Celtics make final roster cuts
October 26 -- Preparations underway for Regular Season
October 27 -- Celtics sanitize after bacteria outbreak
October 28 -- Red Auerbach passes
November 3 -- "Celtics Dancers" debut vs. Detroit
November 14 -- Big Al has emergency appendectomy
December 7 -- LB turns 50
December 10 -- Big Al scores a few points
December 21 -- PP out several weeks with stress reaction

No mention of the termination of the scouting staff. Which year was that?
Further updates on the bacteria outbreak sure to come.

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