Sunday, January 28, 2007

We really need to get a blog.

List of blogisms.

1. We've been told we have a face made for blogging.
2. "Five Easy Blogs"
3. "Blog phone home."
4. Have you met my blog-in-law?
5. "Blogger Sue Got Married"
6. If you hurry, you can blog out that stain.
7. "It's a quarter to blog, and there's no one in the place."
8. We are just so blogged off right now we could spit.
9. van Blog cut his ear off for a woman.
10. "He'd blog us if he had the chance."
11. We promise we'll pull out mid blog.
12. Why are all the good blogs taken?
13. I shaved my blog off for her. She said it itched.
14. IBS
15. "I would, but I have to wash my blog tonight. Tomorrow, too. Yup." It gets old after a while.
16. The "Six Degrees of Blogeration" game.
17. We blog and blog and this is the thanks we get?
18. "B" Magazine.
19. Excuse me waiter, but we ordered the medium rare blog.
20. Yeah, but the blog didn't take.
21. "My blog. Look how they massacred my blog..."
22. "Blogs Off"
23. "The Blogfather III"
24. Great. Jussssst great. Now I can't get that fucking blog out of my head.
25. She'll only agree to blog me once a month. What a pain in the ass. Don't ever get married.
26. "Ever taken a blog that made you feel like you slept for a week?"
27. "Blog. Blog. Blog."
28. Monday Morning Blogger.
29. Is that a banana in your blog, or are you just happy to see me?
30. We put our blog on one leg at a time.
31. Thanks for the blogs...
32. "Maybe the blog ate your baby?"
33. Don't worry, Sarge. It's just a flesh wound: They shot us in the blog.
34. Can't wait to get us some blog implants. Then we might get laid.
35. "Blogging in the Dark."
36. "The Blog on the Highway"
37. Nice blog flow!
38. Nice blog, Matthew.
39. Maalox. For when your blog is cramped and bloated.
40. "Blogs"
41. "Blogwear IIlustrated"
42. Can you roll me a big fat Marley blog?
43. How much for a two fingered blog, Professor?
44. "Blog in America"
45. Sir, can you sign my blog? No? ...Asshole.
46. I never liked their blog anyway. Too mean.
47. I'll never wash this blog again, so help me.
48. Blog O'Reilly
49. Blogazon.com. For everything under the sun.
50. We always wanted to blog, actually.
51. We're gonna need final blog approval, or we walk.
52. "Dr. Blog: Or How We Stopped Worrying and Learned To Love the Bomb"
53. "Dirty Blogging"
54. The 7 Blogs of the Ancient World
55. That actress is so dumb she slept with the blog.
56. "Blog vs. Blog"
57. The New England Blog Men of the NASL.
58. There's absolutely nothing to do in Maine but blog.
59. When the power goes out, nine months later you can be sure a lot of blogs will be born.
60. Life just blogs.
61. B.B. Blog. Man, we love B.B. Blog.
62. You should ask her out. She'll blog you on the first date, guaranteed.
63. "Uma, Blog. Blog, Uma."
64. Read the classics, like "Huckleberry Blog", for example.
65. My blog is 10 inches long! No, really. Really.
66. "The Taking of Blog One Two Three"
67. "Blog School High"
68. King Blog, 1933.
69. King Blog, 1976.
70. King Blog, 2005.
71. "Bet you $50 he picks his blog, then eats it."
72. "Blog '75"
73. Blog2 singing "I Will Follow." The best.
74. "Mighty Blog Young"
75. Trivial Blog: The board game for bloggers.
76. "Blog Your Enthusiasm"
77. "101 Blogmations"
78. "Mean Blogs" (78b: "Mean Blogs")
79. "The Blog That Ate Pittsburgh"
80. Clean up your blog right now, young man!
81. If we've blogged you once, we've blogged you a thousand times. Wash your hands before dinner!
82. "Blog Space"
83. "Blogfeld"
84. "Blog!"
85. "Dead Blog Walking"
86. "Rolling Blog"
87. Offense looks good, but defense wins blogs.
88. We consider ourselves the luckiest bloggers on the face of the Earth.
89. He's considered the next great blog hope. It's all hype, though.
90. "Blogs de Piedra", or "El Blog".
91. Blogging does a body good.
92. "Blogged in America"
93. "A Night at the Blog"
94. The Blog: America's Finest News Source. (94b: Blog! News)
95. "The Blog Repor"
96. Blogball, by Micheal Lewis
97. Excuse me for making blog.
98. That looks like a very serious blog. You'll have to have that removed at once, young man.
99. "Pump Up the Blog"
100. We want to move to Blogborough eventually. A nice ocean front place, with a pool. Yeah.

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