25 Bucks

At 25 bucks per “fan”, if we get 80,000 of you fuckers to mail a check in to The ‘Pent, I’ll never bother y’all again with the nagging, nagging, nagging. Eighty thousand of you. At 25 bucks per. Can any one of you do that for me? Because what each and every one of you does matters. To me and to everyone else.

Joe Sweeney – Head Writer
Apartment404.blogspot.com
1125 Brighton Avenue – Apt 404
Portland, ME 04102

I’ll sign every check personally, just like that Seinfeld episode. (Cramps) If you don’t have a checking account (and I know a lot of you don’t) don’t you dare send The ‘Pent anything but a mash note.

Seriously.