Friday, September 09, 2011

In Honor of King Peter of SI...

...we're picking the score at every five minute mark of the Monday Night Patriots vs Fins game:

start of 1st Q -- The score will 0-0.

10:00 left in 1st Q -- The score will still be 0-0.

5:00 left in 1st Q -- Tom Brady on a 2 yard quarterback sneak to make it 6-0. Gostkowski to miss the extra point. Wide right.

end of 1st Q -- Still 6-0 Pats.

10:00 left in 2nd Q -- Still 6-0 Pats.

5:00 left in 2 Q -- Fins score on a Henne to Yeatman 4.5 yard TD pass. Kick is good. 7-6 Fins.

Halftime -- 7-6 Dolphins lead. Coach Belichick tears boys a new one at half.

10:00 left in 3rd Q -- Pats take 13-7 lead on Danny Woodhead 35.5 yard reception from Brady. Kick is good. Right up the middle.

5:00 left in 3rd Q -- Dolphins retake lead, 14-13 on Henne to Anthony Fasano TD pass.

end of 3rd Q -- Still 14-13 Fins. Coach Belichick rips team new assholes.

10:00 left in 4th Q -- No score change. Coach Gruden and Jaws discuss sales of Jaws book.

5:00 left in 4th Q -- Gruden and Jaws still discussing sales of Jaws book.

0:01 left in game -- Reggie Bush of Dolphins fumbles at own 10 yard line. Vince Wilfork of NE recovers and brings it in to win the game for the Pats. Coach Belichick rips Vince for leaving one second on clock.

Pats win 20-14. Book it.

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