Dinner Party / Party Dinner

Table #1 -- The A List

Woody Hayes
Larry Bird
Michael Lewis
Tabitha Soren
Steve Martin
Michael J Fox
Tracey Pollan
Tina Fey
Michael Jackson


Table #2 -- Power Table

President Bush
Bill Goldman
Senator Ted Kennedy
Bill Russell
Wilt
Marvelous Marvin Hagler
Lorne Michaels
Gwyneth


Table #3 -- Nice Table

Babs
Jack
Dougie
The Shuetzes
Gisele
Bobby Orr
Bill Cosby


Table #4 -- Match Table

Mailer
Meryl
Red Auerbach
Madge
El and Portia
Joe Willie
Natalie
Grant Wahl
Alexander Wolff


Table #5 -- Funny Table

Mr Garaffa
Bruuuuce
Lorne Michaels
Serena
Bob Ryan
Larry David
Jerry Seinfeld


Table #6 -- Smart Table

Vice President Gore
Second Lady Tipper Gore
David Halberstam
Yao
Yogi
Teddy Fucking Ballgame
Venus
Peyton
Bruce Paltrow
Blythe Danner


Table #7 -- Guys Table

Bill Murray
John Belushi
Mr Hanchette
Tom Brady
Yaz
Bo Schembechler
Bear Bryant
Drew Brees


Table #8 -- Just Watching

Date
Me


Valet -- Dave

Entertainment -- at 7 -- Carlin, "Bette Midla", then gospel music during dinner

Food? Served at 9
Steak, Sweet Potato, and some shitty vegatable
Dessert: Chocolate Cheesecake

Post Dinner Movie -- Casablanca

No booze or drugs will be served
(Sorry, Hollywood)

Nervous? No. I'll just throw up beforehand and sit in the corner
with my date