Movie Mashups
-- The Godfather / Rocky
"My boy. Look how they massacred my boy." "I don't care, Mick. I ain't got no locker"
-- Raging Bull / Stripes
"It's just Sugar Ray. We zip into the ring, we zip out"
-- ET / Swingers
"Have you been fucked since you got to Earth? You haven't, ET, have you?"
-- The Jerk / Interiors
"Alls I need is this Monet print. And this Van Goth. And also this pretty Calvin Klein LBD. Yah, now I can go home and mope"
-- Patton / Sybil
"No soldier ever won a war by dying for his country. He wins wars by getting his therapist to kill the bad guys"
-- Crossroads / Being There
Britney Spears. POTUS.
-- Brokeback Mountain / Tootsie
Two cowboys in drag have sex and sex and sex. And more sex. I'd pay to see that.
-- W / Chariots of Fire
The Presidential Olympics: Rules: W gets a 10 yard head start in the 40 yard dash. Cheney must carry Powell in the wife carrying contest.
-- Braveheart / The Color Purple
"Freedom!" Nah, we're still sharecroppers, asshole."
-- Footloose / Witness
Harrison Ford as a tough Philly detective who must teach the Amish to dance. Kelly McGillis gets naked, of course
-- Halloween / Mrs. Doubtfire
The kids try and try, but they can't fucking kill off Robin Williams
-- Meatballs / The Longest Yard
Bill Murray in cleats, jock, and pads. We gotta hit! He can't be a worse looking QB than Sandler
-- This Is It / The Seventh Seal
Demi Moore and MJ bring music and dance to Death. Win chess match
-- Donnie Brasco / Old School
Johnny Depp goes deep undercover to tear the lid off underage college drinking
-- Oh, God / Caddyshack
Really old guy takes care of greens at Nebraska country club. Wins over membership and caddies by performing miracles
-- Jules and Jim / Tommy Boy
Chris Farley learns a new language. The language of love
Chris Farley with subtitles: Yeah, thas a good idea
-- One On One / Cyrus
Irritating childlike basketball star tries to creep out his Mom's ugly new boyfriend
-- Superman ('78) / Requiem For A Dream
Superman breaks neck in equestrian accident, becomes addicted to painkillers. Dies slow death.
-- 10 / The Good Girl
Nuff said
-- The Shining / Diner
Crazy writer kills all his gay, loser friends after watching some big fat guy eat the entire left side of the menu
"My boy. Look how they massacred my boy." "I don't care, Mick. I ain't got no locker"
-- Raging Bull / Stripes
"It's just Sugar Ray. We zip into the ring, we zip out"
-- ET / Swingers
"Have you been fucked since you got to Earth? You haven't, ET, have you?"
-- The Jerk / Interiors
"Alls I need is this Monet print. And this Van Goth. And also this pretty Calvin Klein LBD. Yah, now I can go home and mope"
-- Patton / Sybil
"No soldier ever won a war by dying for his country. He wins wars by getting his therapist to kill the bad guys"
-- Crossroads / Being There
Britney Spears. POTUS.
-- Brokeback Mountain / Tootsie
Two cowboys in drag have sex and sex and sex. And more sex. I'd pay to see that.
-- W / Chariots of Fire
The Presidential Olympics: Rules: W gets a 10 yard head start in the 40 yard dash. Cheney must carry Powell in the wife carrying contest.
-- Braveheart / The Color Purple
"Freedom!" Nah, we're still sharecroppers, asshole."
-- Footloose / Witness
Harrison Ford as a tough Philly detective who must teach the Amish to dance. Kelly McGillis gets naked, of course
-- Halloween / Mrs. Doubtfire
The kids try and try, but they can't fucking kill off Robin Williams
-- Meatballs / The Longest Yard
Bill Murray in cleats, jock, and pads. We gotta hit! He can't be a worse looking QB than Sandler
-- This Is It / The Seventh Seal
Demi Moore and MJ bring music and dance to Death. Win chess match
-- Donnie Brasco / Old School
Johnny Depp goes deep undercover to tear the lid off underage college drinking
-- Oh, God / Caddyshack
Really old guy takes care of greens at Nebraska country club. Wins over membership and caddies by performing miracles
-- Jules and Jim / Tommy Boy
Chris Farley learns a new language. The language of love
Chris Farley with subtitles: Yeah, thas a good idea
-- One On One / Cyrus
Irritating childlike basketball star tries to creep out his Mom's ugly new boyfriend
-- Superman ('78) / Requiem For A Dream
Superman breaks neck in equestrian accident, becomes addicted to painkillers. Dies slow death.
-- 10 / The Good Girl
Nuff said
-- The Shining / Diner
Crazy writer kills all his gay, loser friends after watching some big fat guy eat the entire left side of the menu
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