"How To Be A Nazi" by Joe Sweeney

1) Get born to shitty parents

2) Work at a job for five years and never smile once. Never communicate other than with grunts and nods. Don't think once about ripping off Hannaford's most loyal customer. Really.

Thas pretty much it. If you're good at being told what to do, you're well on your way to becoming a Nazi. Just keep doing exactly what you're doing and we'll all be Nazis soon enough.

Maybe not the cat.