Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Baylor Basketball: I Likee

How to read a boxscore - by Joe

Perry Jones III - one of the most talked about young players in years -- future NBA player -- here's what he did against Prairie View: 31 minutes in a 40 point blowout, no assists, 7 of 9 from the line, 1 fucking foul (1 fucking foul!), no TOs (NO TOs!, shit man, you ain't trying if you ain't fucking up), 27 points

You wanna play with the big boys in the NBA? You gotta foul some little shits, you gotta get a couple turnovers every damn game, you gotta run the court for 2 or 3 dunks (free points!), you gotta have moves, counters, etc

Perry: what do you wanna be in 3 years? On the cover or a video game or playing one?

Are you just hype? Are you another bust, or the real deal? Me, Shaq, and LeBron and D-Wade want you to be the real deal.

Are you?

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