We Don't Know Why (More)

Do people in comas get zits?

No, they do not

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Zits are related to the central nervous system, thus are way beyond our comprehension at this point in time

All those creams and jells and treatments? WASTES OF MONEY

We Do Not Understand Acne

So pop 'em, clean 'em with alcohol swabs to kill bacteria, and hope for the best

Because zits are here to stay

As if high school wasn't bad enough

Thas' the truth, man