POTUS: There's a Reason The Campaign Lasts Two Years
Who should/could be President?
President Franken – He’s not outwardly funny anymore, which is a good thing for us in a lot of ways. But don’t think that the Franken brain is still not laughing at you and you and you
President Tina – She thinks she’s busy now? Stressed? Shit, this will bring premenstrual to a whole new level. Look out, bitches
President Larry David – Would work about 12 hours a week. Walks out on press conferences all the time. Plays too much golf, even though he’s as bad as President Clinton at the game. At least President Larry doesn’t take mulligans, though. Or does he?
President Micheal Richards – Making Gerald Ford look like Gene Kelly. Wigs are back, too. White socks with brown trousers, also. This guy has no job at present, too
President Gingrich – Can you imagine movie nights with him and Justice Thomas at the White House? What “films” would they show? Sasha Grey Night? (that girl really IS hot, smart, and sexy) Come on, man. Are these guys really running for POTUS? I mean, like Mike Barnicle said this am on MSNBC: "Has anyone ever actually eaten a Godfather's Pizza?" I haven't. But this is Maine. We think Panera is class
President Jerry – The “Did you ever wonder why” stump speech will become legend. Cabinet: Treasury is...well, Jerry can't fill that slot because he doesn't know anyone qualified to do the job, Sec of State Marisa Tomei, just because she's awesome, and the DEA slot (is that cabinet?) is clearly Mr. Rip Torn. If he's "spending time with his family", then Robin Williams can do that job. For a little while. Plenty of experience with the authorities. The rest? lackeys and cronies. Jerry has plenty following him around, I'm sure. Big entourage guy, def.
President Kathie Lee Gifford – Keep it down, girl. Just tone it down a bit. Jesus, woman. Can’t the nation get a moment’s piece. I can hear you from Portland, making sex jokes and talking incessantly (incessantly) about your teenagers. Man, are they not toilet trained or something? Thas weird, KL
President Franken – He’s not outwardly funny anymore, which is a good thing for us in a lot of ways. But don’t think that the Franken brain is still not laughing at you and you and you
President Tina – She thinks she’s busy now? Stressed? Shit, this will bring premenstrual to a whole new level. Look out, bitches
President Larry David – Would work about 12 hours a week. Walks out on press conferences all the time. Plays too much golf, even though he’s as bad as President Clinton at the game. At least President Larry doesn’t take mulligans, though. Or does he?
President Micheal Richards – Making Gerald Ford look like Gene Kelly. Wigs are back, too. White socks with brown trousers, also. This guy has no job at present, too
President Gingrich – Can you imagine movie nights with him and Justice Thomas at the White House? What “films” would they show? Sasha Grey Night? (that girl really IS hot, smart, and sexy) Come on, man. Are these guys really running for POTUS? I mean, like Mike Barnicle said this am on MSNBC: "Has anyone ever actually eaten a Godfather's Pizza?" I haven't. But this is Maine. We think Panera is class
President Jerry – The “Did you ever wonder why” stump speech will become legend. Cabinet: Treasury is...well, Jerry can't fill that slot because he doesn't know anyone qualified to do the job, Sec of State Marisa Tomei, just because she's awesome, and the DEA slot (is that cabinet?) is clearly Mr. Rip Torn. If he's "spending time with his family", then Robin Williams can do that job. For a little while. Plenty of experience with the authorities. The rest? lackeys and cronies. Jerry has plenty following him around, I'm sure. Big entourage guy, def.
President Kathie Lee Gifford – Keep it down, girl. Just tone it down a bit. Jesus, woman. Can’t the nation get a moment’s piece. I can hear you from Portland, making sex jokes and talking incessantly (incessantly) about your teenagers. Man, are they not toilet trained or something? Thas weird, KL
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