"It's a story we've been following since May..."

Channel 3 "News" in Cleveland, where Carl "Monday" (not his real name) does "Investigative Reporting", has made the poor guy in this video a national punch line. Sure, it is completely wrong what the dude did in a public place, near the children's section (although I bet setting foot in the library puts you close to the goddamn children's section), but the awe inspiring shitheadidness of Channel 3 "News" in ruining the guys life makes me want to vomit.....all over Carl "Monday" (not his real name). The douche of a judge let out the kid.....on one half a million dollars bail!!!! The kid also had to have a psych eval, court ordered, and now, after sentencing could face 30 days in jail. For masturbating in a library. You have a right to be pissed, kid.

The act, as you can see from the video, was almost certainly committed because his dad is a "combat veteran" (as he made clear to Carl "Monday" (not his real name) in a prior "news" story done by Channel 3 "News") who woulda whupped his ass but good for doing such perverted things to his body, which no one has ever done before in the history of the world.

For fuck sake, he deserved a lecture from the bench and a slap on the wrist. Are all the folks in authority in Ohio this mean spirited and cruel (the cop who went after Mr. Cooper, the judge, the DA for prosecuting to such lengths, and all the assholes at Channel 3 "News)?

I went to college in Ohio, down in Oxford, and while I never "pleasured (my)self" in a public library, I used to have good memories of the state. Guess they're just as nutty as the rest of the world now.

Fuck you, Carl Monday (not his real name)....Actually it is his "real" name, he just changed it while in college from Shithead to Monday because people USED to make fun of him.


Thanks to deapspin for following the "story".