CNN misses Ted Turner juuuuuuuust a tad.

Apparently, sanity is not a requirement to get your own talk show on the radio. That we knew. For a long time.

But now it's not even asked of those who have shows on CNN. Never heard of this guy before falling over these clips at MediaMatters.com: a Mr. Glenn Beck....

Going on for an uncomfortably long time about killing Michael Moore. Funny for one second? Possibly. Funny for a minute or two? Um...no. Just creepy.

Another creepy one about "nuking" the Middle East. Again, could be funny or amusing for a second but the guy goes on and on. Creepy shit.

More inappropriate creepiness here.

You have your beliefs. I have mine. But I know funny. And Mr. Beck, you no funnyman.

Must take shower.