Election Day is here: Does it fucking matter?

From this morning's old school media frenzy --

NBC's "Dateline"...now with suicides!!

Fox News...now with torture!! (ha ha ha ha ha ha): "You can crack pretty quickly...(though)...there's no hard science on this." -- USA! USA! USA!

"For Democrats, Even a Gain May Feel Like a Failure" -- From the New York Times. Any other GOP supplies headlines you want to fill us in on, oh paper of record?

Does anyone in the race have a black, born out of wedlock, love child?

Chandler Woodcock, broke Republican schill, has a decent chance to be Maine's next governor. If elected, will he eliminate all taxes should the Republicans control Augusta? Will he deport all non-Republican poor people to New Hampshire, Mass., points unknown? Will he pay his utility bills? Stay tuned....

"Macaca"/"Nigger" Boy is neck and neck with a Vietnam vet and literary icon. Who will the voters of Virginia vote for?

Harold Ford, Jr, probable history maker. Big time weenie. It just breaks Apartment404's heart to have such an important, historic opportunity in the hands of this guy. Sorry, just our opinion. But who the hell else is going to run for office.

Dim bulb Healey getting her tiny rear end handed to her by Deval Patrick. Well, maybe there is a little justice in this world.

But we live in Maine, and can't vote for history. We have to chose between Baldacci, the broke Republican, Barbara Merrill (from Wikipedia: "...fighting urban sprawl. She says that she wants Maine to be known as 'the Free Enterprise State.'" -- Make up your mind Barbara.) and Pat LaMarche, who is way too compassionate and bright to be Gov.