Quien es mas...como se dice...mm..."Irrelevant?"

The Washington Post and its tiny weekly, Newsweek. -- Slogan: "Now for dirty old men!"

Small men everywhere. But that's not new(s).

Non-Celtics coaching our team.

Pay-Pal. The thing doesn't even work. That was quite the short run you guys had there.

NFL Players with balls. -- Slogan: "The NFL. For Players."

Senator and Mrs. Blutarsky. -- Slogan: "Still Running."

Non-Celtic coaches who wimper after the game, "(I) never had a chance." Fuck you, doc. You suck as a coach.

Old men who threaten to never retire. Dude, you retired from the sport a long time ago. It's just numbers now. Haven't Giants fans suffered enough?

The Big 10/11's salary cap. The Illini are abusing it worse than Jerry Jones ever dreamt of. Come on now. The Illini? The Illini? Why would a kid who wants to get to the NFL allow himself to play for a coach who's never won anything anywhere? It's easy to connect those dots. NCAA, please investigate Northwestern State immediately!

Stormin Mormons who think that overtly religious flip floppers have a chance to be President of the United States someday.... That will never happen.

Big business pretending that they don't enjoy the hell out of a good "surge."