Top Secret!

For Your Eyes Only, readers...

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We haven't received one card or letter yet.

How much do we have to beg?

Or did no one send anything.

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After just finishing watching one of the great movies, "Coal Miner's Daughter", it strikes us that some folks will never make it out of the coal mine.

We think we will. And most of y'all, too.

Just wait.

But remember: we have not received one card or letter. That hurts.

Something ain't right.

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Again, our address (yes, it's a real address and rest assured we are a real people) is...

P-LOC
c/o JCS
Apartment 404
1125 Brighton Avenue
Portland, ME 04102

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Yeah, we know. We've given out other addresses before. But we're done moving.

Think we'll stay awhile...

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Edit: February 8, '07

Yes, it's true: the 2/5/07 edition of The New Yorker contained thinly veiled references to this blog within its pages. Every single article contained a nugget about us. Like it? We LOVE IT!

So...

For 50 bucks per, if you send a page to the 'Pent (heck, send in $100. or EVEN MORE! or not...), we will autograph a 'piece of The New Yorker', for you to have and hold forever, and do with what you will.

Free shipping to your very own 'Pent.

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