B-Spear

...a no show here at the 'Pent today.

Autographs -- check

Photo Ops -- check

Limo -- check

Bodyguard (Hot!) -- check

Adoring "Fans"/losers -- check

Men in her "Life" -- zilch. tick tick tick.

....this in one very bright little girl, folks. Way to sell more cd's, chick. Masturbatory theatre at its highest. Say "hi" to The Paris Hilton and Fed-Ex for us when you get back home, babe.

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