Rearguard Whores - Edition # ...well, who's counting at this point?
Esquire Magazine (man At His Best) has let "writer"/pothead Chuck Klosterman steal directly from the 'Pent.
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Believe it or not, thieves live among us. Well...you.
The Klaus took a post we made a while back and fucked it up completely, taking out the humor and...um...the sense. He then posted...sorry...had a column downloaded...yeah...scratch that: UpChuck handed his "editor" at Esquire (...For men!) a piece of shit pile of thievery called "Amnesia Is the New Bliss." What a fucking tool this guy is. If he had the balls to come to the 'Pent, we'd give him a big wet kiss...on the lips cuz we're gay.
But then we'd fuck him up good.
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The "article" is from the April (2007) issue, though as of March 7 (2007) it ain't online since Esquire wants you to buy the fucking thing at the newsstand.
But trust us, it's there.
Our post? right here, whores.
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Since we're pretty tired of all this bullshit that you folks try to pull every second of every day of your lives, we won't put in the details (for those who like to read). But trust us, that fucker Klosterman never took a REAL drug in his life. If he had, he'd know to stay clear of MD's and prescriptions and bullcrap like that. Write what you know, shithead: pot, LSD, green tea, stuff like that.
Save the serious journalism and criticism for us. We can handle it.
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PS: we've had a lot of money stolen from us. we've been poisoned. we've been raped. we've been attacked by dozens of SUVs. we've had this blog hijacked. we've had our emails deleted. we've had our paypay account destroyed...by paypal. we've had our goddamn Entertainment Weekly, with Miss J-Hud on the motherfucking cover for fuck sake, detained (and HOPEFULLY not soiled) by the post office. we've been ridiculed on several (maybe dozens?) of television shows. we've had idea after idea stolen by fake artists.
sorry...forgot the week in jail as prescribed by our shrink. so many fuckings, so little blogtime.
we've gotten absolutely nothing in return. not one call received. not one penny received. not one word about the 'Pent in the media.
and what did you to help?
you did absolutely nothing. but laugh.
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Believe it or not, thieves live among us. Well...you.
The Klaus took a post we made a while back and fucked it up completely, taking out the humor and...um...the sense. He then posted...sorry...had a column downloaded...yeah...scratch that: UpChuck handed his "editor" at Esquire (...For men!) a piece of shit pile of thievery called "Amnesia Is the New Bliss." What a fucking tool this guy is. If he had the balls to come to the 'Pent, we'd give him a big wet kiss...on the lips cuz we're gay.
But then we'd fuck him up good.
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The "article" is from the April (2007) issue, though as of March 7 (2007) it ain't online since Esquire wants you to buy the fucking thing at the newsstand.
But trust us, it's there.
Our post? right here, whores.
--------------------------------------------
Since we're pretty tired of all this bullshit that you folks try to pull every second of every day of your lives, we won't put in the details (for those who like to read). But trust us, that fucker Klosterman never took a REAL drug in his life. If he had, he'd know to stay clear of MD's and prescriptions and bullcrap like that. Write what you know, shithead: pot, LSD, green tea, stuff like that.
Save the serious journalism and criticism for us. We can handle it.
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PS: we've had a lot of money stolen from us. we've been poisoned. we've been raped. we've been attacked by dozens of SUVs. we've had this blog hijacked. we've had our emails deleted. we've had our paypay account destroyed...by paypal. we've had our goddamn Entertainment Weekly, with Miss J-Hud on the motherfucking cover for fuck sake, detained (and HOPEFULLY not soiled) by the post office. we've been ridiculed on several (maybe dozens?) of television shows. we've had idea after idea stolen by fake artists.
sorry...forgot the week in jail as prescribed by our shrink. so many fuckings, so little blogtime.
we've gotten absolutely nothing in return. not one call received. not one penny received. not one word about the 'Pent in the media.
and what did you to help?
you did absolutely nothing. but laugh.
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