Bloggers Guide to the Universe Dictionary: Part 1
"on the 'raq" -- verb. a) term used in middle ages to break men and women down. failed miserably. see also "Inquisition."
"role model" -- noun. a) good men doing good. see: Coach Ted Nolan and winger Chris Simon of the New York Islanders. also check out "Real Sports with Bryant Gumbal" on HBO this month (includes Jon Frankel and Frank Deford: "reporters", Mary Carillo: "missed").
"LeBron and the Cavs playing Yao, T-Mac, and the Rockets" -- phrase. a) ballplayers playin' ball. also; calm down, Coach Van Gundy: 27 minutes is twice what the Big Man is ready for in his first game back. you'll need both guys for that ring. and...just why in the hell was this game not broadcast nationally?
"Rules of Engagement" -- noun. a) the definition of a piece of shit film. shoot at US troops and we hope they fucking shoot back. see: firefight in afghanistan/"everybody stay alive and get out of Dodge."
"role model" -- noun. a) good men doing good. see: Coach Ted Nolan and winger Chris Simon of the New York Islanders. also check out "Real Sports with Bryant Gumbal" on HBO this month (includes Jon Frankel and Frank Deford: "reporters", Mary Carillo: "missed").
"LeBron and the Cavs playing Yao, T-Mac, and the Rockets" -- phrase. a) ballplayers playin' ball. also; calm down, Coach Van Gundy: 27 minutes is twice what the Big Man is ready for in his first game back. you'll need both guys for that ring. and...just why in the hell was this game not broadcast nationally?
"Rules of Engagement" -- noun. a) the definition of a piece of shit film. shoot at US troops and we hope they fucking shoot back. see: firefight in afghanistan/"everybody stay alive and get out of Dodge."
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