Corn Is A Weed

Want to blame Sam Walton? Ray Kroc? Bill Gates? Go ahead.

I won't. Corn is a weed taking over this planet, inch by inch. It's in everything and not going away. It's in those chips in your hand, the chicken and vegetables you had for dinner, in the Coke you're drinking and in the ice cream you had for dessert. It's in literally almost everything.

Why is corn taking over the planet? I have no idea. Sometimes things happen and we have to make the best of it.

Go ahead, blame Michelle O'Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Ronald Reagan. Blame whomever you want. Corn is here and it isn't going away.

I have no idea what to have for dinner tomorrow night.

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Remember: An ear of corn never took a good shit. (circle of life)