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-- Tom "Doom and Gloom" Brokaw
The world is coming to an end...unless you buy my book. Go to Amazon.com to save the world. Free shipping.
You point the finger at the poor bastards over in the Arab world, blaming them for the world's troubles, and I see China holding the US' wallets. Come on, man.
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-- Herman Cain '12
Big Pizza. Don't fuck with Big Pizza
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-- Portland Pirates new between periods promotion: Hit the Zamboni driver in the noggin with a plastic puck, get to referee the next period. Everybody wins.
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-- The NBA announced today that...
...Derek Harper will, every day for the rest of his life, be asked, "what were you thinking, brother?"
...MJ was 6 4
...Larry was 6 10 and Kevin 6 9
...Chuck was 6 3
...Kareem was really 7 3
...The Celtics will retain their '76 title. Fuck you, crybabies
...The Mavs will be awarded the '06 title
...MJ really was suspended for gambling
...Muggsy was the baddest mutherfucker in the league for the duration of his career. Dude was bad
...The USA is getting its ass kicked by the Euros (Italy? A number one pick from Italy? WTF) because of cheap outdoor courts that don't allow poor kids to compete
...The 3 pointer is now the 2.5 pointer
...Wilt was one gay bastard. Deal with it
...Marques Johnson is officially the second most beautiful player in NBA history
...The Thunder are moving back to Seattle. It's OK, Ok City, you still got the Cowboys
...David Stern is fining MJ $1.2m for stupid and boring tweets, then told MJ Stern'd make it up to him in the revenue sharing. MJ: "Cool, Mr. Commish."
...And Ron Harper is in the "Would Have" Hall of Fame, along with Chris Washburn, Maurice Stokes, Lenny, and Ben
The world is coming to an end...unless you buy my book. Go to Amazon.com to save the world. Free shipping.
You point the finger at the poor bastards over in the Arab world, blaming them for the world's troubles, and I see China holding the US' wallets. Come on, man.
=================
-- Herman Cain '12
Big Pizza. Don't fuck with Big Pizza
=================
-- Portland Pirates new between periods promotion: Hit the Zamboni driver in the noggin with a plastic puck, get to referee the next period. Everybody wins.
=================
-- The NBA announced today that...
...Derek Harper will, every day for the rest of his life, be asked, "what were you thinking, brother?"
...MJ was 6 4
...Larry was 6 10 and Kevin 6 9
...Chuck was 6 3
...Kareem was really 7 3
...The Celtics will retain their '76 title. Fuck you, crybabies
...The Mavs will be awarded the '06 title
...MJ really was suspended for gambling
...Muggsy was the baddest mutherfucker in the league for the duration of his career. Dude was bad
...The USA is getting its ass kicked by the Euros (Italy? A number one pick from Italy? WTF) because of cheap outdoor courts that don't allow poor kids to compete
...The 3 pointer is now the 2.5 pointer
...Wilt was one gay bastard. Deal with it
...Marques Johnson is officially the second most beautiful player in NBA history
...The Thunder are moving back to Seattle. It's OK, Ok City, you still got the Cowboys
...David Stern is fining MJ $1.2m for stupid and boring tweets, then told MJ Stern'd make it up to him in the revenue sharing. MJ: "Cool, Mr. Commish."
...And Ron Harper is in the "Would Have" Hall of Fame, along with Chris Washburn, Maurice Stokes, Lenny, and Ben
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