Reality TV

Daytime talk is getting a bit same old same old.

The answer?

"Rickey!"

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The Oprah Winfrey Network is proud to announce their newest production, "Rickey!" Rickey Henderson's new one hour talk show. Starring Rickey!

The first episode? Bill Murray, Bruce, and Bette Midler are the guests.

Here's how I see it...

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"Mutherfucking Murray, what's up with the mutherfucking Japanese movies, man? What the fuck? Sheeet."

"Mutherfucking Bruce, what's up with the mutherfucking sad songs, cat? Huh? Rickey don't get that shit, man. Fuck you and your sad songs, mutherfucker."

"Mutherfucking Bette, what the fuck up, bitch? You can mutherfucking sing, BM. Damn, you is fine! Sing Rickey a song!"

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Reality television. Eating their young for two decades.