Just what in the HELL is going on with Ann Coulter and her black dress?!?!?

Last night, on a much publicized appearance on The Tonight Show, Ann showed up wearing........that same damn black dress! Does this woman own another stitch of clothing? Is this really a huge tattoo covering a good part of her body? Does she shower/bath in the thing, too? My god, the humanity....

Sorry, but this is driving my friggin' nuts (not a long trip...badda bing...). Why is no one in the so called News Media talking about this woman's fixation on wearing the exact same dress on every TV appearance? Does she wear the dress on radio too? I would think so.

Really: why change a good thing? Like when an athlete is on a lucky streak, he/she will often wear the same socks/t-shirt, or even....undies until the streak is over. And folks, Mizz Coulter is on some streak: Numero Uno on Amazon AND The New York Times Bestseller lists. She is raking it in right now. So I guess we should all get used to that goddamn black dress. Makes we wish I was blind (almost).

Edit: Darn it, Ann is down to #3 on Amazon as of 6pm 6/15/06. Better get a blackier dress.