Bob Jones University Personal Ads...new at BobJonesUniversity.yoursinchrist.gov
We here at The Lord's favored University, Bob Jones U., are tired of taking a bum rap for our long held belief that whites should not date the ..... other races. Well, times change and we have too. So welcome to BJU Personal Ads. The place to be if ya wanna party!
Let's get right to it...a sample ad from one of our gorgeous, zit free and non-gay students....
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My BJU Personals Profile - a place to preview and edit your profile
Profile Status: My profile is Searchable by other Godly Folks [ edit searchable status by checking one box ] :
Those of the One True Faith [ ]
Protestants [ ]
Non-believers [ ]
Catholics [ ]
[ delete your profile...and burn in the fires of hell for all eternity ]
[ add/edit photos ] -
Photos for Men Guidelines: Anything goes, fellas!
Photos for women MUST show bustline (tastefully covered by a sweater) but no skin below the knee.
About Me and my relatioship with [click on topic]
(1) Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ
(2) Bob Jones University
(3) My Earthly Mother and Father and Siblings and hopefully God willing my Spouse and Children
(4) Everyone else who has accepted Jesus Christ as their personal savior
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(4,847) The University of North Carolina
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(147,864) Mother Jones Magazine
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(last) the state of Massachusetts
Find out about your Personality & Love Style (for FREE after charitable donation to BJU)
Take the Personality & Love Style Test (again, for FREE after charitable donation to BJU)
Give potential matches something to Spiritual to talk about... [ click here ]
Add Conversation Starters:
[ What is your favorite Bible verse? ]
[ Who is the greatest President in history? ]
[ What makes Bob Jones University the Best University on all God's Earth? ]
[ How do you get tough stains out of undershorts? ]
Show everyone who you really are for FREE (after charitable donation to BJU):
Intro [ edit intro ] Born Again Christian seeks same...
About Me [ edit about me ]
First Name: Jebediah
Gender: Man seeking a Devout, Healthy, Young Woman of Breeding Age
My Age: 28
My Location: Greenville, SC
My Marital Status:Single - never married (technically a virgin)
Body Type: Ralph Reed-esque
Height: 5 foot 9 inches
Eyes: Piercing Blue
Hair: Balding (BUT NOT BALD)
Ethnicity: White of Good European Stock
Sense of Humor: Yes, and a gosh darned good one, from what Mom tells me!
Favorite Social Settings:I'm a bit shy at first, a home body, but loosen up in small groups, esp. of other men.
TV Watching:sports nut (esp. greco-roman wrestling), sitcoms (Love Everybody Loves Raymond, G Rated Disney Movies)
Favorite Movies: Fame, Camp, Beaches, Wrestlemania I through IX, Top Gun Special Edition DVD with Tom Cruise commentary and free Tom Cruise 8X10 action photo with Tom posing next to his fighter jet.
Smoking:I don't smoke when other people can see me
Drinking: Does the blood of Christ count?
Living Situation: With parents
Have Kids: No
Want (more) kids: Yes! They are The Lord's Blessings!
Education: Doctorate in Theology from BJU (non-accredited program)
Employment Status: Working the Drive Thru at Burger King while spreading His One True Word on Saturday nights at the local midget car races
Income: Live with parents
Religious: The One True Faith
Attend Services: Every day 7-10 am
Political Views: Compassionate Conservative (Though to be honest, I could certainly do without those welfare kings and queens they have so many of way up North)
Languages: (1) English (2) Tongues
Interests: Religion, Community Service, Dining, Family, Religion, Movies, Singing in Church Choir, Listening to Godly Music, Manly Outdoor Activities with Other Men (preferably shirtless), Reading the Old Testament, Religion, Watching Sports, Computers/Internets, Watching television (only Family Foundation approved shows), Playing Sports, Religion, Health/Fitness (esp. greco-roman wrestling)
Something About me In my very own words [ edit description ]
I believe in the inspiration of the Bible (though only the Old Testament); the creation of man, then later on women, by the direct goodliness of The One True God; the incarnation and virgin birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ via Mary's unmentionables; His identification as the Son of God; His vicarious atonement for the sins of mankind by the shedding buckets and buckets of His blood on the Cross; the Resurrection of His body from the tomb; His power to save men (and women, too) from sin; the new birth through the regeneration by the Holy Spirit; and the gift of eternal life by the grace of God, so help me God.
Amen.
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About My Match [ edit about my match ]
Location: Within 50 miles of Greenville, SC
Age: Old enough to conceive God's greatest gift: children
Marital Status: Single, never married or seriously courted
Body Type: Slim, Slender, Average, Athletic, Fit
Height: 4' 8" - 5' 8"
Eyes: Any (as long they aren't slanty or something foreign like that...)
Hair: Long enough to grab a handful of [ ] Not [ ]
Ethnicity: White [ ] Not White [ ]
Sense of Humor: Friendly [ ] Clever/Quick Witted [ ] Goofy [ ]
Social Setting: Shy at first [ ] Warm up quickly [ ] Home Body [ ] Better in small groups [ ]
TV Watching: Any, so long I can watch greco-roman wrestling
Personality Type: Any
Love Style: Top
Smoking: Doesn't smoke
Drinking: Never
Living Situation:Any
Have Kids: No
Want (more) kids: Must want multiple little Lord's Blessings
Education: HS Graduate (GED fine), nothing higher than an Associates Degree
Employment Status:Any
Occupation: Any
Income: Must not make more than me
Religion: The One True Faith
Attend Services: Daily
Political Views: Republican
Languages:English and/or Tongues
Interests: must have fewer than me
Thanks for your interest......
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As a reminder, the use of the service must be consistent with
the Bob Jones University Personal Ads Guidelines and Code of Conduct.
Click for further information:
Dating Articles .... Our Success Stories ....
Browse By Location: Bible Belt [ ] Non Bible Belt [ ]
Project Really Pious People A.D. 2006 .... A Word on Dating Safety ....
Gift Subscription (through charitable donation to BJU)
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Bob Jones U.: Allowing interracial dating for several years now...ever since the IRS threatened to take away our tax exempt status.....
Let's get right to it...a sample ad from one of our gorgeous, zit free and non-gay students....
================================
My BJU Personals Profile - a place to preview and edit your profile
Profile Status: My profile is Searchable by other Godly Folks [ edit searchable status by checking one box ] :
Those of the One True Faith [ ]
Protestants [ ]
Non-believers [ ]
Catholics [ ]
[ delete your profile...and burn in the fires of hell for all eternity ]
[ add/edit photos ] -
Photos for Men Guidelines: Anything goes, fellas!
Photos for women MUST show bustline (tastefully covered by a sweater) but no skin below the knee.
About Me and my relatioship with [click on topic]
(1) Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ
(2) Bob Jones University
(3) My Earthly Mother and Father and Siblings and hopefully God willing my Spouse and Children
(4) Everyone else who has accepted Jesus Christ as their personal savior
.......
(4,847) The University of North Carolina
.......
(147,864) Mother Jones Magazine
.......
(last) the state of Massachusetts
Find out about your Personality & Love Style (for FREE after charitable donation to BJU)
Take the Personality & Love Style Test (again, for FREE after charitable donation to BJU)
Give potential matches something to Spiritual to talk about... [ click here ]
Add Conversation Starters:
[ What is your favorite Bible verse? ]
[ Who is the greatest President in history? ]
[ What makes Bob Jones University the Best University on all God's Earth? ]
[ How do you get tough stains out of undershorts? ]
Show everyone who you really are for FREE (after charitable donation to BJU):
Intro [ edit intro ] Born Again Christian seeks same...
About Me [ edit about me ]
First Name: Jebediah
Gender: Man seeking a Devout, Healthy, Young Woman of Breeding Age
My Age: 28
My Location: Greenville, SC
My Marital Status:Single - never married (technically a virgin)
Body Type: Ralph Reed-esque
Height: 5 foot 9 inches
Eyes: Piercing Blue
Hair: Balding (BUT NOT BALD)
Ethnicity: White of Good European Stock
Sense of Humor: Yes, and a gosh darned good one, from what Mom tells me!
Favorite Social Settings:I'm a bit shy at first, a home body, but loosen up in small groups, esp. of other men.
TV Watching:sports nut (esp. greco-roman wrestling), sitcoms (Love Everybody Loves Raymond, G Rated Disney Movies)
Favorite Movies: Fame, Camp, Beaches, Wrestlemania I through IX, Top Gun Special Edition DVD with Tom Cruise commentary and free Tom Cruise 8X10 action photo with Tom posing next to his fighter jet.
Smoking:I don't smoke when other people can see me
Drinking: Does the blood of Christ count?
Living Situation: With parents
Have Kids: No
Want (more) kids: Yes! They are The Lord's Blessings!
Education: Doctorate in Theology from BJU (non-accredited program)
Employment Status: Working the Drive Thru at Burger King while spreading His One True Word on Saturday nights at the local midget car races
Income: Live with parents
Religious: The One True Faith
Attend Services: Every day 7-10 am
Political Views: Compassionate Conservative (Though to be honest, I could certainly do without those welfare kings and queens they have so many of way up North)
Languages: (1) English (2) Tongues
Interests: Religion, Community Service, Dining, Family, Religion, Movies, Singing in Church Choir, Listening to Godly Music, Manly Outdoor Activities with Other Men (preferably shirtless), Reading the Old Testament, Religion, Watching Sports, Computers/Internets, Watching television (only Family Foundation approved shows), Playing Sports, Religion, Health/Fitness (esp. greco-roman wrestling)
Something About me In my very own words [ edit description ]
I believe in the inspiration of the Bible (though only the Old Testament); the creation of man, then later on women, by the direct goodliness of The One True God; the incarnation and virgin birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ via Mary's unmentionables; His identification as the Son of God; His vicarious atonement for the sins of mankind by the shedding buckets and buckets of His blood on the Cross; the Resurrection of His body from the tomb; His power to save men (and women, too) from sin; the new birth through the regeneration by the Holy Spirit; and the gift of eternal life by the grace of God, so help me God.
Amen.
=====================================
About My Match [ edit about my match ]
Location: Within 50 miles of Greenville, SC
Age: Old enough to conceive God's greatest gift: children
Marital Status: Single, never married or seriously courted
Body Type: Slim, Slender, Average, Athletic, Fit
Height: 4' 8" - 5' 8"
Eyes: Any (as long they aren't slanty or something foreign like that...)
Hair: Long enough to grab a handful of [ ] Not [ ]
Ethnicity: White [ ] Not White [ ]
Sense of Humor: Friendly [ ] Clever/Quick Witted [ ] Goofy [ ]
Social Setting: Shy at first [ ] Warm up quickly [ ] Home Body [ ] Better in small groups [ ]
TV Watching: Any, so long I can watch greco-roman wrestling
Personality Type: Any
Love Style: Top
Smoking: Doesn't smoke
Drinking: Never
Living Situation:Any
Have Kids: No
Want (more) kids: Must want multiple little Lord's Blessings
Education: HS Graduate (GED fine), nothing higher than an Associates Degree
Employment Status:Any
Occupation: Any
Income: Must not make more than me
Religion: The One True Faith
Attend Services: Daily
Political Views: Republican
Languages:English and/or Tongues
Interests: must have fewer than me
Thanks for your interest......
===========================
As a reminder, the use of the service must be consistent with
the Bob Jones University Personal Ads Guidelines and Code of Conduct.
Click for further information:
Dating Articles .... Our Success Stories ....
Browse By Location: Bible Belt [ ] Non Bible Belt [ ]
Project Really Pious People A.D. 2006 .... A Word on Dating Safety ....
Gift Subscription (through charitable donation to BJU)
=============================
Bob Jones U.: Allowing interracial dating for several years now...ever since the IRS threatened to take away our tax exempt status.....
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