Maine Sunday Telegram for 9/24/06: Is "Anne Louise Bannon: Family Viewing" even written by a real person?

Can't find anything substantial on Google.

This "person" writes something called "Family Viewing" for the local Sunday paper's Parenting section here in Portland. I have searched online for the article, but no dice. The local paper lacks a search engine, and didn't put the article online this morning.

The only reason it interests me today is that there is a picture of Donnie Walhberg pointing a gun directly at my face.

In the Parenting section.

Under the byline "Family Viewing".

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'Scuse me while I get back to watching some porn.