I Shot Osama

I shot Osama
In his pajamas
Down in Pakistan
Where the dust'll choke ya

Told him to reach for the skies
Then shot 'im right between the eyes

Man, that fucker had it comin'
And I brought my own summons
Me and my Glock
Brought the fucker down
To where he belongs
Dead in the sea
Down with the fishees and the leach

Yeah, I shot Osama
Dead in his tracks
Like a Navy SEAL should
Makes a fellow feel good
To be part of history
Now that that dirty so and so is gone
We can all get along
Now please tell me
Won't ya
Why my gas still costs
Four fuckin' dollar?