Jennifer Lopez Ties Knot With (To Be Announced)!!

What will J-Lo's additional future marraiges look like? Now that's she's got the first two starters and the "have babies with another famous person" out of the way, who will she marry in the future? Here's how I break it down:

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4th - 2012 - With Russell Brand, once he detaches himself from Katy Perry and is allowed to get himself a real babe. Jennifer and Russell will not have children due to Russell's nonexistant sperm count.

5th - 2014 - With Marc Anthony for the 2nd time. J-Lo gives birth to eight more children and Marc Anthony starts going by the name Octo Dad Anthony. The bride will wear white, of course.

6th - 2016 - Older woman magnet Ryan Gosling lands J-Lo. The bride will wear white, of course.

7th - 2017 - Married to Lou Diamond Phillips and they'll perform together (LDP as Ritchie Valens, J-Lo as Donna) in an Off Off Off Broadway rendition of "La Bamba Unplugged"

8th - 2018 - Marc Anthony for the 3rd time, breaking Liz Taylor and Richard Burton's most "Please Don't..." marraiges by a single celebrity couple. The bride will wear a white pant suit, of course.

9th - 2021 - Married to famous WNBA Head Coach Michael Jordan, who coaches and General Manages the Milwaukee Jordannaires of the WNBA's expansion division. Jordan's assistant coaches Bill Laimbeer, Michael Cooper, Buzz Peterson, and John Paxson serve as best men. J-Lo announces plans to star in "The Help II."

10th and possibly final J-Lo marraige - 2031 - At 62 years young, Jennifer ties the knot with George Lopez to save money on wedding invitations.

And we're done.