Irony
I don't know the definition, but I know it when I see it:
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The Joe DiMaggio Children's Hospital is in Hollywood, FL. Really. This is a real place.
Hasn't anyone read Richard Ben Cramer's "Joe DiMaggio: The Hero's Life"? DiMaggio's first born, Joe III, died penniless in a trailer out west. Penniless.
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Other do-gooding institutions we need:
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Thurman Munson Top Gun School
The Ray Williams Mont Vernon, NY Motel and Campground -- Carry in, carry out
Reggie Williams Media Relations Camp -- advised by Coach John Thompson
Amy Sedaris Couples Counseling -- 50 years of experience in shaping lives
Hoda and Kathie Lee's Fitness Camp -- 30m 2x a week. Don't eat in between sessions
Pat Ewing's Art School -- based in ATL, classes meet 11pm to 4am, tipping of instructors encouraged (they work hard, fellas!)
Ohio University's Football Skills Academy -- We teach winning!
Gov. Mark Sanford's Appalachian Trail Club -- Bring a tent!
Coach Rex Ryan's School of Positive Thought -- Serenity now. Serenity now. Serenity, you fucking pussies!
Warren Zevon Holistic School of Medicine -- No doctors, no drugs, just prayer
Ellen DeGeneres' American Idol -- El's version of the hit show, where no one gets voted off and general chaos ensues. At the end of the first season, our dear friend will learn the value of telling people to "get a fucking clue, worm"
Apt404 School for Writing Good -- We teach writing good
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The Joe DiMaggio Children's Hospital is in Hollywood, FL. Really. This is a real place.
Hasn't anyone read Richard Ben Cramer's "Joe DiMaggio: The Hero's Life"? DiMaggio's first born, Joe III, died penniless in a trailer out west. Penniless.
==============
Other do-gooding institutions we need:
==============
Thurman Munson Top Gun School
The Ray Williams Mont Vernon, NY Motel and Campground -- Carry in, carry out
Reggie Williams Media Relations Camp -- advised by Coach John Thompson
Amy Sedaris Couples Counseling -- 50 years of experience in shaping lives
Hoda and Kathie Lee's Fitness Camp -- 30m 2x a week. Don't eat in between sessions
Pat Ewing's Art School -- based in ATL, classes meet 11pm to 4am, tipping of instructors encouraged (they work hard, fellas!)
Ohio University's Football Skills Academy -- We teach winning!
Gov. Mark Sanford's Appalachian Trail Club -- Bring a tent!
Coach Rex Ryan's School of Positive Thought -- Serenity now. Serenity now. Serenity, you fucking pussies!
Warren Zevon Holistic School of Medicine -- No doctors, no drugs, just prayer
Ellen DeGeneres' American Idol -- El's version of the hit show, where no one gets voted off and general chaos ensues. At the end of the first season, our dear friend will learn the value of telling people to "get a fucking clue, worm"
Apt404 School for Writing Good -- We teach writing good
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