Second Viewing of the Pats/Bills Beatdown
1) Advice to Tom Brady from Petulant Peyton:
"Gosh darn it, Tommy boy. If y'all wanna get the Manning-Money, y'all gotta learn how to celebrate a TD, pardner. Stop congratulatin' your teammates...sorry...supportin' cast... and acting happy and all that. Y'all gotta run off the dag durn field by yourself, like a complete asshole. That's how ya get the Manning-Money and all them oh-so-funny commercials. Know what I mean, pard?"
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2) Chad Jackson can dance! That was a pretty nifty TD celebration, if you ask me, after a sweet grab in the back of the end zone that pretty much busted the game wide open.
Now I love Deadspin.com, but I have no idea what the guy was talking about here:
"The highlight (of the game) was a weird, feet-shuffling Chad Jackson touchdown dance that I really don't know how to describe to you. Imagine Chad Johnson's Riverdance, if he was drunk and wearing socks on a linoleum floor.."
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3) Have fun in Hawaii, Ben Watson and Asante Samuel. Hopefully you'll be pretty busy right up until then.
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4) Fifth round draft picks from Cal-Berkeley simply do not play as well as Ryan O'Callaghan.
Another masterstroke by Belichick and Pioli.
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5) The Bills are in big trouble.
Massachusetts legend Dick Jauron apparently has not improved as a head coach since the Bears let him go. Maybe he needed to be a coordinator again for a few years. That's what BB did after Cleveland turned him loose.
One of the NFL's proudest franchises is in deep doo-doo, as Jauron is stuck with a guy who, at least to this point, is clearly not an NFL quarterback. Everybody watching on tv and at the stadium could see the frustration of Losman's teammates. Don't think they believe in this guy at all.
"Gosh darn it, Tommy boy. If y'all wanna get the Manning-Money, y'all gotta learn how to celebrate a TD, pardner. Stop congratulatin' your teammates...sorry...supportin' cast... and acting happy and all that. Y'all gotta run off the dag durn field by yourself, like a complete asshole. That's how ya get the Manning-Money and all them oh-so-funny commercials. Know what I mean, pard?"
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2) Chad Jackson can dance! That was a pretty nifty TD celebration, if you ask me, after a sweet grab in the back of the end zone that pretty much busted the game wide open.
Now I love Deadspin.com, but I have no idea what the guy was talking about here:
"The highlight (of the game) was a weird, feet-shuffling Chad Jackson touchdown dance that I really don't know how to describe to you. Imagine Chad Johnson's Riverdance, if he was drunk and wearing socks on a linoleum floor.."
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3) Have fun in Hawaii, Ben Watson and Asante Samuel. Hopefully you'll be pretty busy right up until then.
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4) Fifth round draft picks from Cal-Berkeley simply do not play as well as Ryan O'Callaghan.
Another masterstroke by Belichick and Pioli.
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5) The Bills are in big trouble.
Massachusetts legend Dick Jauron apparently has not improved as a head coach since the Bears let him go. Maybe he needed to be a coordinator again for a few years. That's what BB did after Cleveland turned him loose.
One of the NFL's proudest franchises is in deep doo-doo, as Jauron is stuck with a guy who, at least to this point, is clearly not an NFL quarterback. Everybody watching on tv and at the stadium could see the frustration of Losman's teammates. Don't think they believe in this guy at all.
posted by joe sweeney at 10:37 AM
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