I'd rather be wrong than be last.

Remember Apartment404 calling UNH possibly the best college football team in New England? Think "Marie Antoinette" was just OK? Like to boo three time Super Bowl Champions? Brag about enjoying "foreign films"?

Well, feel free to let us have it.

The following is a Greatest Hits Album we at Apartment404 have been compiling. Wal-Mart has, to date, refused to stock it due to explicit content, so they can go to hell.

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Tracks and running time:

1) Most Likely You Go Your Way and I'll Go Mine - 3:34
Recorded at CBGBs. Before it shut down, obviously.


2) Monday, Monday - 4:22
Concerns the infamous Carl Monday (not his real name) of Cleveland, Ohio and his love of masturbation. Google or wik him for info.


3) Rock and Roll - 2:45
For the kids. It's all for the kids: teach them well. And Crocs still suck.


4) Amazing Grace - 3:56
Yes, we at Apartment404 can even cover the standards.


5) Fight the Power - 3:00
An angry song sure. And if you aren't angry, you should be.


6) It's a Heartache - 3:51
For the departed Bruno Kirby, who made a great Clemenza.


7) I Wanna Be Sedated - 1:45
Boy, the doctors on Scrubs sure seem trustworthy.


8) Wanted Man - 3:42
I miss that f-----g show.


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You can find more of our greatest hits on iTunes at 99 cents a pop.

Or just send us a stamped, self addressed envelope filled with cash at Apartment404, Portland, ME and we will most definitely media mail you copies of the REALLY good stuff, which we keep in the back room.