"You're killing this country!!!!" - said to hankszabo by a very mean guy Friday night
More fun with the Portland Press Herald:
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1) It's simply amazing what the threat of felony drug dealing charges will do to some women's memories.....
.......as Big Hat Guy strikes again!
In Saturday's PPH, the lone witness to the recent South Portland shootout that is not either in intensive care (Mr. Bubois) or on police payroll (3 headbusters and the SP cop Conners) had an incredible, amazing tale of police heroism to tell. It brought tears to....well, maybe someones eyes, but not mine. I know, and SQ (the witness) certainly knows, that with the supposed drug selling equipment (A digital scale! A bag of white powder which may or may not be coke! $1,200 in cash!) found in her place, she is looking at doing a good stretch of time behind bars, if the cops choose to pursue the matter.
So lo and behold, the cops (How brave! How heroic!) turn out to be the good guys, bravely diving in between SQ and the unprovoked hail of gunfire from Bubois (that did a shitload of damage to the walls, but only grazed SP's finest's own Steven Conners in three places and hit him in the hand. No word yet on how many shots the cops got off. The over/under is 41, though Bubois is still alive, so I'll go with the under.) All that the four did....wait....only two cops of the four actually entered the apartment, according to the young lass! The other two guys stayed out in the hallway, since they certainly did not expect any confrontation...no, of course not: "They did not expect to find him there" - PPH.
Right. Four cops and they didn't expect to find him there? Bullshit. They wanted him and they got him.
Expect no charges to be filed against SQ and the other roommate, MQ, who was down in Boston at the time of the takedown, arriving home late that same evening and then commenting on how much "empath(y)" she felt for the cop who got shot in the hand. No real word on how she felt about her roommate Bubois getting shot to pieces.
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2) From Parade Magazine in last Sunday's edition:
"Women's Health Special --- The Best Beauty Breakthroughs -- by Melissa Foss
Injectables - ...fall into two groups.
The first, botulinum toxin type A (aka Botox), "paralyzes"...muscles...
Fillers are the second injectable, replacing lost volume in the face by pumping up wrinkles and firming sagging spots. ....Among fillers, there are four basic types: One, autologen, is a patient's own fat removed from another area. 'It takes half an hour to remove fat and reinject it.' says Dr. David Colbert. 'Then we keep the extra in our bank for up to three years.'"
Now THAT'S what makes for a beyuuuw-tiful woman: injecting food poison and her own fat deposits into her face to smooth out the wrinkles. I am quite aroused now.
Excuse me for three minutes.
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3) I'm back.... Ok, the "Runaway Bride sues ex-fiance" headline on Wednesday caught my eye. This woman is just about as pathetic as it gets (and we here at Apartment404 certainly know a thing or three about being pathetic). Of course no one would care if she wasn't so 1) purdy 2) white 3) purdy and white.
She is suing because her ex-fiance, John Mason, bought a half million dollar home with the money they received by selling their story to Regan Media.
First of all, why did they buy a home together if they didn't get married? What is that all about? Is this woman 12 years old mentally? What possible reason could any decent guy have for wanting to marry or even talk to someone so insipid, thoughtless, selfish and vapid? Oh yeah: reasons 1), 2), and 3).
What am I bitching about? I read the damn article and saw her picture.
That reminds me. 'Scuse me for three...make that two....minutes.
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4) All right. Man, for some reason I need a nap. Anyway, next headline: "Porn charges dismissed against ex-suspect in JonBenet's death".
Who is this JonBenet you speak of? And what is her last name, if she has one? I am not familiar with this woman. Is she some musician? Actor? Politician? I will google "JonBenet"......
....right, yeah the little kid in makeup who was murdered some time ago.
The cops held this mentally ill man for two months, with the end result being ZERO charges sticking. What a joke. This guy needs a family member to step up and say "enough is enough". Get the guy some help. He is headed for a huge crash (bigger than this?).
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5) Portland Press Herald Letter Writer of the Week: MH of Westbrook (they have Republicans in Westbrook? Who knew?). He writes, though the [ ]'s are mine, the following:
"Negative campaign ads lose Baldacci this vote.
I called Gov. Baldacci's campaign office this past week to let him know I will not be voting for him [did Baldacci answer the phone? That would be a scoop]. I also let him know that I was very discouraged [not "very, very, very"?] by his refusal to run a clean campaign focused on Maine's economy [which means that MH is criticizing the Governor's running of the economy without explicitly saying it. Was this letter scripted by Turd Blossum or someone like that?] and issues.
I realize the misleading and negative ads depicting his opponent walking backwards are run by the Maine Democratic Party [actually, I watch a LOT of fucking tv, and I haven't seen this particular ad on Woodcock, but will look for it now that I know there's some anime in it]. However, as the governor and influential leader of this organization and our state, he is responsible for this message.
I also told him [come on, you didn't talk to the governor, you talked to a U of Maine student with a ponytail and Birkenstocks, dude. be honest.] that, as a young, married professional in Maine, my wife and I would love to raise a family here. (Now we're getting to the juicy stuff: ED. Viagra. Sex!!!]
But as many others have realized, the increasing tax burden in Maine continues[ok, stop right there, joker: no SEX? Tax burdens? I was about to take another two minute break. Shit.] to cripple its working middle class [of which hankszabo is NOT a member]. This, coupled with a lack of industry and business, makes it very difficult to financially substantiate staying here. [well, your fingers are typing "tax burden", but your heart is saying "ED" as the reason for no little MH's in Westbrook]
Regardless of any one candidate's plan for jobs [or Baldacci's plan for the elimination thereof...beat ya to the punch, MW!], health care, education, or the economy, accountability integrity and character speak volumes to me [the Bush White House crew, Reps. Foley and Hastert, and the fighter pilot Congressman from California all say hi!].
Not only will he not receive my vote, I will be vocal with family [bet his wifey does whatever pretty much what the limp penised MH says...for religious reasons most likely], friends [don't you mean Lodge Brothers of the Loyal Moose Order Most Honorable or something like that?] and colleagues about his refusal to keep the messages clean and focused on issues alone.
"Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder." (George Washington)
I encourage others to contact his campaign office [because Mr. Ponytail is likely getting lonely] if they have similar sentiments."
So....apparently GOP candidate Woodcock does NOT go in for negative campaigning.
Well, not according to this guy's blog. It describes an attack ad from the Woodcock campaign aimed at the governor.
Come on. I'm not gonna say one guy is negative and the other isn't. But for the Republican Party of Maine to solicit poor MH of Westbrook to write a rather lame letter in an attempt to persuade the undecideds that Baldacci=Bad + Woodcock=Good is playing to the lowest common denominator. Guess that's what Republicans are good at.
What did you say about the Democrats? No, I'm not sure what they're good at either.
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1) It's simply amazing what the threat of felony drug dealing charges will do to some women's memories.....
.......as Big Hat Guy strikes again!
In Saturday's PPH, the lone witness to the recent South Portland shootout that is not either in intensive care (Mr. Bubois) or on police payroll (3 headbusters and the SP cop Conners) had an incredible, amazing tale of police heroism to tell. It brought tears to....well, maybe someones eyes, but not mine. I know, and SQ (the witness) certainly knows, that with the supposed drug selling equipment (A digital scale! A bag of white powder which may or may not be coke! $1,200 in cash!) found in her place, she is looking at doing a good stretch of time behind bars, if the cops choose to pursue the matter.
So lo and behold, the cops (How brave! How heroic!) turn out to be the good guys, bravely diving in between SQ and the unprovoked hail of gunfire from Bubois (that did a shitload of damage to the walls, but only grazed SP's finest's own Steven Conners in three places and hit him in the hand. No word yet on how many shots the cops got off. The over/under is 41, though Bubois is still alive, so I'll go with the under.) All that the four did....wait....only two cops of the four actually entered the apartment, according to the young lass! The other two guys stayed out in the hallway, since they certainly did not expect any confrontation...no, of course not: "They did not expect to find him there" - PPH.
Right. Four cops and they didn't expect to find him there? Bullshit. They wanted him and they got him.
Expect no charges to be filed against SQ and the other roommate, MQ, who was down in Boston at the time of the takedown, arriving home late that same evening and then commenting on how much "empath(y)" she felt for the cop who got shot in the hand. No real word on how she felt about her roommate Bubois getting shot to pieces.
============================
2) From Parade Magazine in last Sunday's edition:
"Women's Health Special --- The Best Beauty Breakthroughs -- by Melissa Foss
Injectables - ...fall into two groups.
The first, botulinum toxin type A (aka Botox), "paralyzes"...muscles...
Fillers are the second injectable, replacing lost volume in the face by pumping up wrinkles and firming sagging spots. ....Among fillers, there are four basic types: One, autologen, is a patient's own fat removed from another area. 'It takes half an hour to remove fat and reinject it.' says Dr. David Colbert. 'Then we keep the extra in our bank for up to three years.'"
Now THAT'S what makes for a beyuuuw-tiful woman: injecting food poison and her own fat deposits into her face to smooth out the wrinkles. I am quite aroused now.
Excuse me for three minutes.
============================
3) I'm back.... Ok, the "Runaway Bride sues ex-fiance" headline on Wednesday caught my eye. This woman is just about as pathetic as it gets (and we here at Apartment404 certainly know a thing or three about being pathetic). Of course no one would care if she wasn't so 1) purdy 2) white 3) purdy and white.
She is suing because her ex-fiance, John Mason, bought a half million dollar home with the money they received by selling their story to Regan Media.
First of all, why did they buy a home together if they didn't get married? What is that all about? Is this woman 12 years old mentally? What possible reason could any decent guy have for wanting to marry or even talk to someone so insipid, thoughtless, selfish and vapid? Oh yeah: reasons 1), 2), and 3).
What am I bitching about? I read the damn article and saw her picture.
That reminds me. 'Scuse me for three...make that two....minutes.
============================
4) All right. Man, for some reason I need a nap. Anyway, next headline: "Porn charges dismissed against ex-suspect in JonBenet's death".
Who is this JonBenet you speak of? And what is her last name, if she has one? I am not familiar with this woman. Is she some musician? Actor? Politician? I will google "JonBenet"......
....right, yeah the little kid in makeup who was murdered some time ago.
The cops held this mentally ill man for two months, with the end result being ZERO charges sticking. What a joke. This guy needs a family member to step up and say "enough is enough". Get the guy some help. He is headed for a huge crash (bigger than this?).
============================
5) Portland Press Herald Letter Writer of the Week: MH of Westbrook (they have Republicans in Westbrook? Who knew?). He writes, though the [ ]'s are mine, the following:
"Negative campaign ads lose Baldacci this vote.
I called Gov. Baldacci's campaign office this past week to let him know I will not be voting for him [did Baldacci answer the phone? That would be a scoop]. I also let him know that I was very discouraged [not "very, very, very"?] by his refusal to run a clean campaign focused on Maine's economy [which means that MH is criticizing the Governor's running of the economy without explicitly saying it. Was this letter scripted by Turd Blossum or someone like that?] and issues.
I realize the misleading and negative ads depicting his opponent walking backwards are run by the Maine Democratic Party [actually, I watch a LOT of fucking tv, and I haven't seen this particular ad on Woodcock, but will look for it now that I know there's some anime in it]. However, as the governor and influential leader of this organization and our state, he is responsible for this message.
I also told him [come on, you didn't talk to the governor, you talked to a U of Maine student with a ponytail and Birkenstocks, dude. be honest.] that, as a young, married professional in Maine, my wife and I would love to raise a family here. (Now we're getting to the juicy stuff: ED. Viagra. Sex!!!]
But as many others have realized, the increasing tax burden in Maine continues[ok, stop right there, joker: no SEX? Tax burdens? I was about to take another two minute break. Shit.] to cripple its working middle class [of which hankszabo is NOT a member]. This, coupled with a lack of industry and business, makes it very difficult to financially substantiate staying here. [well, your fingers are typing "tax burden", but your heart is saying "ED" as the reason for no little MH's in Westbrook]
Regardless of any one candidate's plan for jobs [or Baldacci's plan for the elimination thereof...beat ya to the punch, MW!], health care, education, or the economy, accountability integrity and character speak volumes to me [the Bush White House crew, Reps. Foley and Hastert, and the fighter pilot Congressman from California all say hi!].
Not only will he not receive my vote, I will be vocal with family [bet his wifey does whatever pretty much what the limp penised MH says...for religious reasons most likely], friends [don't you mean Lodge Brothers of the Loyal Moose Order Most Honorable or something like that?] and colleagues about his refusal to keep the messages clean and focused on issues alone.
"Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder." (George Washington)
I encourage others to contact his campaign office [because Mr. Ponytail is likely getting lonely] if they have similar sentiments."
So....apparently GOP candidate Woodcock does NOT go in for negative campaigning.
Well, not according to this guy's blog. It describes an attack ad from the Woodcock campaign aimed at the governor.
Come on. I'm not gonna say one guy is negative and the other isn't. But for the Republican Party of Maine to solicit poor MH of Westbrook to write a rather lame letter in an attempt to persuade the undecideds that Baldacci=Bad + Woodcock=Good is playing to the lowest common denominator. Guess that's what Republicans are good at.
What did you say about the Democrats? No, I'm not sure what they're good at either.
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