Are we here in the old 'Partment retarded, or is this shit funny?
Uno: "Future bright for ex-members of Congress" Sarcasm from the AP? Or just a terrible job. We can't tell.
--- Henry Hyde?
--- Mike DeWine
--- Conrad Burns?
--- Dr. Frist?
Actually, the future is very, very hot for all those fuckers.
Dos: US to World -- "(We're) shocked, shocked to find that (there are thousands of dead bodies) in here!"
Tres: Gandhi? No. Kissinger? Si! The Nobel "Peace" Prize. ....brought to you by ImplosionWorld.com.
Cinco: Murdoch says US death toll in Iraq (comma) "minute"
Seis: Bob Davie? They'll have to go to the games in one of those little yellow buses.
Siete: Gates for Rumsfeld? Like the Detroit Lions changing their "get back" coach. Not. Gonna. Help.
Ocho: "Pleasant surprise" and "Scalabrine" do not belong in the same sentence. "Waste of cap space" would fit there. "Slow footed set shooter", too. We love the upfakes though, Brian. Keep it up!
Diez: "Bosses push staff to eat right, exercise"...and stop smoking and drinking, go to bed at 10pm at the very latest, wash their undies in a timely manner, look both ways before crossing the street, adopt the "three second rule" in the kitchen, put the fucking toilet seat down, get a colonoscopy on an annual basis, send Mom a card every Easter, "return the favor" during sex, .... and, most of all, have fun!! Because we're a team here at MegaCorp.!
Once: "Why is the greatest slugger of his time still available?" Um. Cuz he's a massive dickhead who has hit 31 homers in the last two years? Maybe that's the reason?
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--- Henry Hyde?
--- Mike DeWine
--- Conrad Burns?
--- Dr. Frist?
Actually, the future is very, very hot for all those fuckers.
Dos: US to World -- "(We're) shocked, shocked to find that (there are thousands of dead bodies) in here!"
Tres: Gandhi? No. Kissinger? Si! The Nobel "Peace" Prize. ....brought to you by ImplosionWorld.com.
Cinco: Murdoch says US death toll in Iraq (comma) "minute"
Seis: Bob Davie? They'll have to go to the games in one of those little yellow buses.
Siete: Gates for Rumsfeld? Like the Detroit Lions changing their "get back" coach. Not. Gonna. Help.
Ocho: "Pleasant surprise" and "Scalabrine" do not belong in the same sentence. "Waste of cap space" would fit there. "Slow footed set shooter", too. We love the upfakes though, Brian. Keep it up!
Diez: "Bosses push staff to eat right, exercise"...and stop smoking and drinking, go to bed at 10pm at the very latest, wash their undies in a timely manner, look both ways before crossing the street, adopt the "three second rule" in the kitchen, put the fucking toilet seat down, get a colonoscopy on an annual basis, send Mom a card every Easter, "return the favor" during sex, .... and, most of all, have fun!! Because we're a team here at MegaCorp.!
Once: "Why is the greatest slugger of his time still available?" Um. Cuz he's a massive dickhead who has hit 31 homers in the last two years? Maybe that's the reason?
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This website maintained, in part, with funds provided by two of our sponsors: The World Trade Organization and New York's Shelter Island Bridge and Tunnel Authority. It's organizations like you two that make life worth living.
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