Why I Would Make A Good Soldier

My first thought is:

"Is the shooter down?"

Next thought:

Wounded?  Triage!

Next thought:

Any more bad guys?

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Save your fucking tears, boys, until all the shooters are down

Let the woman have the crying spells, now is the time to ask

"Are all the shooters down?

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I was born to be infantry, cept for this shitty body